Battle Report 35 - The Tastiest Brain
              Tyranids vs. Chaos Space Marines
              Composed by Michael J. Casavant (Hive Fleet Phage) 
              Summary
              
              Report
              Intro
              Lars is trying to hone a list for a local Rogue Trader Tournament. 
               
              Naming convention: The food that have faced Hive Fleet Phage 
                have named the Hive Tyrants that continue to plague them. The 
                one that trudges forward implacably with an escort of Tyrant Guard 
                they call "Thunder." The swift winged beast that races 
                across the battlefield and shatters bodies and vehicles alike 
                has been dubbed "Lightning." They have also named the 
                Carnifex engine of destruction, "Mjolnir".  
              The Battle
              We rolled among six RTT scenarios. We ended up with Head of the 
                Snake. The idea is the go kill the other guy's general. Unfortunately, 
                like many scenarios, there is no compulsion for a shooty army 
                to actually do anything but sit and shoot. We used a relatively 
                light terrain setup. 
              "Doctor Praxis! The subjects have arrived!" 
              A wave of glistening chitin moved smoothly across the plain 
                towards the observation post. 
              "Doctor, you are quite sure that we are safe?" 
              "Yes, Collin, quite sure. The force screen over the viewports 
                prevent sensory inputs from passing to the outside, and if my 
                calculations are correct, this hive is currently optimize to track 
                and hunt the Black Legion's geneseed, so we should be quite safe." 
              "Yes Doctor. But what of the Inquisition? Is this not 
                the heresy they spoke of? To sit idly by and watch the enemies 
                of the Emperor without reporting their presence?" 
              "I will hear no more of it Collin! Begin the recordings! 
                Quickly! They have already begun firing!" 
              
                 
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                     Aerial recon image HFP-35.02 - The authors wish 
                      to note that 2-4 of the "Spinegaunt" brood at 
                      lower left have already been slain, as well as 2-4 f the 
                      "Lysogaunt" brood positioned near the winged Hive 
                      Tyrant "Lightning". This image also shows the 
                      appearance of "Gargoyles" but the absence of the 
                      "Biovores" so commonly seen in HFP observations. 
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              "Yes Doctor, my apologies." The younger man moved 
                rapidly among the equipment, wraithlike as his lab coat flowed 
                to and fro, tracking the movements of his gaunt frame. 
              Doctor Praxis was lean. The surface of his shaven head broken 
                by two Servitor control modules. The fleshy borders of the metal 
                lumps never quite healed and remained moist and bright pink. The 
                Doctor's eyes glistened with an intensity, but the source was 
                unclear. 
              The creatures advanced quickly as a wave, then suddenly broke 
                into smaller elements. A large leviathan vehicle lumbered behind 
                a copse of trees firing mighty shells across the battlefield that 
                slammed into the oncoming horde, killing small clusters of the 
                creatures. Small arms fire took a toll as well, tearing into the 
                smaller creatures with explosive rounds that shattered their bodies 
                and sent ichor flying. 
              "What is the large vehicle behind the trees Doctor?" 
              "It must be one of those Defilers. A recent addition 
                to the armory of the unholy." 
              "Interesting...notice how the swift moving Gargoyles 
                have drifted off with the Mjolnir-strain Carnifex. Ah yes, the 
                Horma-gaunts are seeking the cover of wood, along with the Lyso-gaunts. 
                There is no cover left for the Spine-gaunts. Perhaps there is 
                a hierarchical system or perhaps a programmed predilection...hmmm." 
              "Doctor, psychometry readings detect a warp tear forming 
                west of the small building!" 
              The air wavered and crackled with energy as forms stepped 
                from nowhere into the battle. Fierce, demonic beasts, like creatures 
                from some grim fairy tale. 
              "Ah yes, Bloodletters. Interesting. It's a shame they 
                have moved behind the building. Cue remote camera 19!" 
              
                 
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                  | Aerial recon image HFP-35.03 - This image shows the 
                    Bloodletters entering the battle via a warp rupture (the red 
                    creatures to the left of the building). | 
                 
               
              The image of the Bloodletters settling into a position in 
                front of a squad of Chaos Marines flickered onto a nearby screen. 
              "Ahh, yes, wait. Enhance the lower right grid. Is that? 
                Yes, it's a Lictor! Zoom in!" 
              The wall of the building appeared to move and bulge. The bulge 
                moved slowly along the wall towards the Bloodletters, then shimmered 
                into the form of a Lictor, moving too fast now for his Chameleon 
                scales to keep him completely hidden from sight as he leapt into 
                the Bloodletters, followed quickly by the remaining Spinegaunts, 
                scampering over the freshly slain corpses of their fellows Tyranids. 
                Mjolnir trudged forward firing at a distant Rhino. Gargoyles streaked 
                in to join the fight against the Bloodletters and Marines, but 
                retreated almost immediately as more than half of them were shot 
                or hacked from the sky. 
              "Hmm, these Bloodletters may be a new variety. They seem 
                uncommonly resistant to the attacks of their foes. Focus sensors 
                35 through 43 on them for the duration of the battle." 
              Mjolnir joined the fight with the Marines and Bloodletters, 
                felling a few marines, but he quickly fell to the huge supernatural 
                swords of the Bloodletters and the powered gauntlet of the Marine 
                champion. [I almost forgot to include this, as I have personally 
                become so accustomed to Mjolnir dying quickly and unremarkably] 
              "Yes sir. Doctor, the Hormagaunts have reached the command 
                element." 
              "Hmm, so they have. Such ferocity in the face of overwhelming 
                odds. If only we could harness that. The Biomagi would lavish 
                such honors upon me." 
              The creatures advanced relentlessly and were cut down with 
                impunity, but the tide began to mount and soon every creature 
                was engaged in close combat except for the lumbering Hive Tyrant 
                known as "Thunder". Lightning and the brood of Lysogaunts 
                engaged and finished off the bizarre, shapeshifting living weapons 
                known as Obliterators just as the Defiler rushed in to engage 
                them. 
              "By the Emperor! look at the beast move!" 
              Lightning, launched into the Defiler and shattered its mighty 
                metal frame in seconds with a blur of attacks from its mighty 
                bladed arms. The mighty blows flung the remains of the vehicle 
                a good fifteen meters. Chaos Marines joined the fight with a mighty 
                battlecry as the Bloodletters felled Lysogaunts in droves. One 
                of the demon's blades bit deep into Lightning and the unnatural 
                scream of the creature gave off waves of palpable rage. 
              
                 
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                  | Aerial recon image HFP-35.13 - This image clearly 
                    shows the debris trail indicating that the Lightning-strain 
                    Hive Tyrant was able to throw a Defiler-class vehicle approximately 
                    15 meters. | 
                 
               
              "Sir, the Spinegaunts all appear to have been exterminated. 
                The heretic general and one of his foot soldiers remain." 
              A shower of needles vomited forth from Thunder's huge bioweapon 
                and the General and Marine fell to the ground writhing, then lay 
                motionless. 
              "Correction, they are dead as well." 
              "Odd, why were they so intent on killing the general?" 
              The Bloodletters and Marines finished the Lysogaunts and surrounded 
                Lightning. It flailed madly, slaying the remaining Bloodletters, 
                but the mighty powered gauntlet of a Marine champion smashed great 
                bloody holes in the fell beast's chitin. Still it remained... 
              
                 
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                  | Aerial recon image HFP-35.15 - This image shows the 
                    decimation of the Chaos general by Thunder's Venom Cannon. 
                    This may be an evolution of the weapon, as previous observations 
                    have suggested a lower efficacy with this weapon. | 
                 
               
              The screens flickered off suddenly and the room was cast in 
                darkness. 
              "Doctor?" 
              "Do not be alarmed. Our power was cut. Quickly, say the 
                tech prayers and offer supplication to the machine spirits. We 
                must preserve this data! 
              *** 
              Overall, a fun battle that ended in a draw. I did manage to kill 
                off Lars's General, even if he did run away like a little girl 
                (OK, so a 60-point Chaos Lieutenant may not be a fair match for 
                a 200-point Hive Tyrant). :)  
              
                 
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                  | Witness the awesome power of this fully painted Hive Tyrant! | 
                 
               
               
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