Battle Report 1 - Tyranids vs. Eldar Alaitoc Rangers
              Composed by Michael J. Casavant (Hive Fleet Phage). 
              1750 Point <No Mission>(19MAY2001?)
              Tyranid Army List 
              Eldar Alaitoc Rangers List 
              Narrative
              The wrecked ball of rock that you were called to was once an 
                industrial production planet for the Emperor's valiant legions. 
                That was before the Eldar scum came to the planet. However, they 
                had a nasty surprise waiting for them. Genestealer units had infested 
                the populace and a cult had formed and called a hive of Tyranids 
                to the planet. You have killed the few surviving marines you have 
                interviewed so far. It was the only way to wipe away the stain 
                of their cowardice. The last one, however, might even be a hero 
                beneath the layers of filth. He floats on a gravchair, his lower 
                limbs were severed by a Starcannon volley that also claimed one 
                of his arms. His remaining limb is wounded badly, barely containing 
                the strength he used to activate his beacon when the troopship 
                entered orbit. 
              Your staff officer already told the tale of his survival. After 
                losing combat effectiveness, he dragged himself to a latrine and 
                camouflaged himself from sight and smell. Then he recorded the 
                subsequent events with his helmet's optics. The few clear images 
                were a handful of stills that lacked vital information. Now you 
                were hear to ask the man himself to fill in the details. There 
                is no time to wait for others to take reports. They would only 
                muck up the details and with the bugs and the keeblers, details 
                can kill you. 
              The smell of Sergeant Bralicus is overwhelming. You barely contain 
                yourself as the thick stench of excrement and weeks-old filth 
                threatens to suffocate your senses. You press a small filter unit 
                into your nose and mouth and feel the relief of clean air wash 
                into your lungs. 
              The broken frame of Bralicus twitches to a position of sitting 
                attention. He brings up his arm to salute, a clumsy and obviously 
                painful motion. 
              You adopt a soothing but commanding tone. "At ease, Sergeant. 
                Report." 
              He lowers his crippled limb and sits tall. His eyes stare off 
                into the distance as the fog of his memory clears. "We only 
                had a few squads on garrison duty at the complex when a rain of 
                fire from a Falcon grav tank cut them down. Only a few of us survived 
                the volley and we advanced under cover with our Krak grenades 
                at the ready. We heard the herald of our doom as the blasts of 
                a Shadow Weaver battery rained death on us. The blast took my 
                legs and one of my left arm and knocked me out and into some rubble. 
                When I woke up, I was covered in shit and weaponless. Kinda like 
                this mudball is now." 
              "Anyway, I couldn't drag myself free, so I rolled down into 
                a break in the rocks and watched the main square of the complex. 
                Then I heard the reports of the Hive ship and I just had to laugh. 
                The only food left on this rock was those bastard keeblers and 
                I was gonna get to watch lunch." 
              The Sergeant laughs, producing a rough gravely noise that culminates 
                in a large wad of bloody phlegm. "So, I hunkered down, cranked 
                up the air filter, and coated my armor in shit. I figured the 
                keeblers would be scared to investigate the smell and the bugs 
                wouldn't find it appetizing." 
              "There were more keeblers than I had thought. They lined 
                up in cover, ready for the onslaught. They were Alaitoc Rangers 
                by their markings and there were plenty of snipers. They had two 
                units of their regular snipers on a building and behind a low 
                wall. Some of their elite snipers were up on the roof of another 
                building right smack in the middle of the force. Below the elites 
                was one of those damn psykers." 
              You interject, "a Farseer?" 
              "Yeah, that's right and he had some of those foul Warlocks 
                with him. There were two units of Guardian Defenders, both with 
                their own Warlocks and Starcannons on grav platforms. One was 
                backed up by a Wraithlord and the other an Avatar, an Avatar of 
                Khaine. There was also a squad of firedrakes led by an exarch 
                and a support squad with two Shadow Weavers. Then the bugs came." 
              "One second there was nothing, then there was a swarm of 
                the little monsters. There were over fifty Genestealers that seemed 
                to be organized into five units. There was a unit of Ripper Swarms, 
                about 7 clusters of them. Leading the group was one of those Hive 
                Tyrants. By the Emperor that thing was enormous! He had a trio 
                of Tyrant Guards protecting him and two Carnifexes following close 
                behind to avoid being singled out. These things were not the mindless 
                eating machines I expected. They used cover and combined assaults. 
                And they did not falter. Not a single one fell back." 
              [Picture: Initial table layout] 
              [Picture: "Consume!" A closeup 
                of the Hive Tyrant, his three invisible Tyrant Guard (unassembled 
                by the battle) and 2 Carnifexes] 
              "So they moved forward through the buildings. They used 
                cover as best they could but only the Tyrant, his guards, and 
                the 'fexes used it to great effect. It worked though. Those keeblers 
                rained almost every last round down on their heads, but they only 
                managed to nick them. The Tyrant and the 'fexes had greatly bloody 
                big cannons growing out of their arms but they had little effect. 
                They couldn't hit the broadside of a bunker with those things, 
                but it was not surprise with all of the ducking and dodging behind 
                cover they were doing. What they did hit though was melted or 
                corroded beyond recognition." 
              [Picture: Turn 1, Tyranids finished.] 
              "The keeb grunts moved forward, along with the Farseer's 
                unit and the Avatar. If it were me, I'd cock the bolter and cut 
                the bugs in half, but I'm no keeb. Who can figure out what goes 
                on in those pointy little helmets?" 
              [Picture: Turn 1, Eldar Alaitoc Rangers finished.] 
              "The bugs kept on coming, the big ones firing their cannons 
                to little effect. The 'stealers were rushing forward in a slow 
                wave and the ripper swarms were managing to sneak up to flank 
                the keebs without drawing any attention." 
              [Picture: Turn 2, Tyranids finished.] 
              "That Avatar must have some sort of effect on those keeb 
                grunts, because they didn't pause for a minute, even with all 
                of those 'stealers coming at 'em. Must have been some sight from 
                where the Avatar was standing." 
              [Picture: Turn 2, The Avatar of Khaine stands 
                undaunted.] 
              "Those keebs just kept on marching. I have to give them 
                credit for courage if nothing else, but it was probably just some 
                keebler magic that kept them moving forward, gutless keebs that 
                they are." 
              [Picture: Turn 2, Eldar Alaitoc Rangers finish 
                their Move phase.] 
              "Then it got really interesting. The keeblers opened up 
                with everything they had and charged the bugs! They killed almost 
                an entire unit of stealers with weapons fire alone." 
              [Picture: Turn 2, Eldar Alaitoc Rangers gun 
                down 9 out of 10 models of a Genestealer brood.] 
              and crippled another with their volley and managed to kill off 
                the last of the Tyrant Guards. They even scraped the Tyrant and 
                one of the Carnifexes, but it's hard to be sure how wounded on 
                of those beasts are. They roar and flail about whether or not 
                they are wounded. The 'stealers over by the big guys fared a lot 
                better and the keebs over there must have known that their number 
                was up soon." 
              [Picture: Turn 2, Eldar Alaitoc Rangers assault 
                Genestealer brood] 
               Most of the keeb grunts rushed into close combat and took more 
                damage then they dished out. I saw those 'stealer claws rip through 
                the Avatar's armor like it was soft cheese. The grunts with him, 
                the Firedrakes, held their ground though. The rest of the bugs 
                could smell the blood and the battle turned into a sea of flying 
                limbs, blood, and pieces of meat sailing overhead. Those keebs 
                looked like they had fallen into a blender! 
              [Picture: Turn 3, Ripper Swarms join the 
                fight against the Firedrakes, which take heavy losses.] 
              [Picture: Turn 3, Lone Genestealer as well 
                as trailing brood, assault Guardian Defenders w/ Starcannon.] 
              "Another unit of Genestealers joined the with the other 
                Guardian unit and that was even messier. The soldiers were getting 
                gutted left and right, so they fell back. They must have been 
                nervous about retreating in front of their Wraithlord and Farseer, 
                though, 'cause they mucked it up and the 'stealers drove them 
                to the ground and eviscerated them without even missing a step. 
                And within seconds, the unit was dead and the 'stealers were on 
                top of the Wraithlord." 
              "Speaking of the Farseer, his group didn't fare too well 
                either. They had closed the distance and that gave the Tyrant 
                and the two 'fexes a chance to charge them. The warlock bodyguard 
                was cut to pieces. The Farseer took a hit and tried to fall back, 
                but the Tyrant had clipped his leg and he fell back too slowly. 
                The scything talons of the 'fexes ripped him in two and swallowed 
                the pieces in one smooth motion. They almost made it to the snipers 
                behind the Farseer." 
              [Picture: Turn 3, Genestealers assault Guardians, 
                inflicting heavy losses and then killing them in an Advance; Hive 
                Tyrant and Carnifexes assault Farseer and retinue, killing the 
                retinue in the assault and then killing the Farseer in an advance 
                which brings them face to face with a Rangers unit.] 
              "After that, the keebs fell apart and the bugs swarmed over 
                them and then they really fell apart." [Eldar Alaitoc Rangers 
                conceded the battle] 
              The Sergeant chuckles grimly, "Now, sir, I formally request 
                to petition for bionic replacements. My Emperor needs me on the 
                field of battle, not back here chatting with your staff!" 
              [Picture: End of Battle] 
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